rhymes with "ouble enetration"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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