i just google imaged poop.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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