Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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