So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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