stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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