Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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