so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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