Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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