Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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