I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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