just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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