no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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