So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just high enough for therapy.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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