Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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