I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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