just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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