I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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