Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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