What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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