And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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