so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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