I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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