We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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