She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just made my gag reflex go away.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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