do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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