fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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