k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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