this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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