Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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