So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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