At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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