are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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