Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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