I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
