Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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