I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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