I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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