just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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