Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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