I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wish you could order shots online.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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