I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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