please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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