are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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