Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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