I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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