no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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