I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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