Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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