Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Someone shattered a urinal.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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