well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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