Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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