Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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