Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
