My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize